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1. (XP) (363↑, 151↓)
1) An emoticon, with ones eyes crossed and tongue sticking out. Obviously this means "retarded." 2) The most recent edition of the Windows OS, recognizable by the GUI that looks like it was made by Playskool, and the code that was probably written by same. The OS was named for said emoticon. 3) Short for Experience in many RPGS. Variant of EXP.

"LOL\! XP" "Delete XP and install Slackware, dipshit." "You need 100 XP for a level."

2. (XP) (165↑, 72↓)
An emoticon that signifies "laughing really hard while sticking out the tongue." See also: [XD]

P1: Crab Cakes. P2: omgwtflol P1: XP

3. (XP) (192↑, 127↓)
Abbreviation for 'XPISTOS', Greek for Christ.

Why does Father John have an XP on his robes?

4. (XP) (109↑, 53↓)
An abbreviation for 'experience' in the context of role playing games, usually given in a point value and used to determine a character's level.

Damn, killing that Farastu Gehreleth last session gave me 6000 XP\! That puts me up to level seven.

Author: Grimrider http://xp.urbanup.com/12257
5. (XP) (56↑, 35↓)
1) Short-hand version of "Windows XP," one of Microsoft's operating systems for PCs. 2) The first two letters of the Greek word XRISTOS, Christ; -- an abbreviation used with the letters separate or, oftener, in a monogram, often inclosed in a circle, as a symbol or emblem of Christ. It use as an emblem was introduced by Constantine the Great, whence it is known as the Constantinian symbol, or monogram.

1) "XP is so much more stable than 98, but the work space is so small and they re-arranged the UI... again\!" 2) "WHOA\! I didn't know XP is the shortened Greek version of Christ\!"

6. (XP) (27↑, 14↓)
A random symbol that Eric Simeonoglou likes add at the end of every sentence.

P1- Hi eric- Hi. XP LOL

7. (xP) (15↑, 7↓)
xP is usually used when texting sms's or mail's to say that you are kidding about something,that you did something better than your interlocutor... xP

Person 1 : I got 8 on my Maths test... Person 2 : Well,I got 10,as I was studying all night long... xP

Author: simply_adorable http://xp.urbanup.com/4147117
8. (XP) (41↑, 40↓)
An emoticon for a sneering face, ie "You're an idiot\!" Also the name of a Window's operating system, ie "You're an idiot\!"
Author: Hippy on a Bicycle http://xp.urbanup.com/307099
9. (XP) (18↑, 21↓)
The latest operating system to be conceived by Microsoft. XP is short for experience.

"TheMann can't afford to buy XP, it seems his rusty trombones are cheap."

Author: pro-nun-see-A-shun http://xp.urbanup.com/18644
10. (XP) (30↑, 34↓)
The International, Universal, Inter-galactical emoticon face of [Constipation]. Can be used in place of the words, constipated, constipation, constipate. Commonly misinterpreted to be: A) laughing-with-tongue-out B) a version of Windows Misuse can result in disgust and confusion.

Correct use: Person C: "Hey, how are you today?" Person D: "I'm pretty good. A little XP" Person C: "Oooh, damn. Want a Laxative?" Person D: "Thanks that would be awesome\!\!\!" Misuses: Misuse 1: Person X: "...then she told this joke and I was all XP\!\!\!" Person Y: "Ew, you're Disgusting\!\!\!" *Pukes* Misuse 2: Person X: "Hey, what's your computer on?" Person Y: "Windows XP" Person X: "Ouch. I know the feeling, man." Misuse 3: Person Y: "I wanna make you XP" Person X: "Excuse me???"

11. (XP) (12↑, 21↓)
Short for eXtreme Programming: a software development methodology that favors small teams and an iterative, design-as-you-go approach.

We use XP in our software shop.

12. (XP) (13↑, 25↓)
It can also mean a dead face by closing the eyes and sticking your tongue.

Driving retarded in rain or snow can cause major injury or XP.

13. (XP) (7↑, 23↓)
Synonym for something that looks fairly decent but sucks ass when you try to use it.

Man, that eco-car four-banger car you bought is really XP, bro.

14. (xp) (13↑, 30↓)
Micro$ofts latest rip but wildly available for FREE if you know where to look. Get the latest copy and disable all the junk.

NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA Billly\!

15. (XP) (9↑, 29↓)
Windows' Xtra Pain Version, but it is still better than macs.

A: Wow Macs pwnz B: You loser

Author: unknow source http://xp.urbanup.com/385109
16. (XP) (4↑, 27↓)
Xtra Penetration

Bradley went to spelman to get some XP\!\!\!

Author: Dr. Arbitrary http://xp.urbanup.com/62900
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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